Apr 28
THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA, MY ASS.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea?
50% are the same sex
45% are too old/young
2% are taken,
personalities, looks, and similarities?
There is really only one fish left.
That fish is your nemo, good luck
OH AND I’M NOT GOOD AT FISHING
Apr 27
I’ll love you
I’ll love you. I’ll trust you. I’ll live with you, but I’ll never live FOR you…..
Nov 23
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
— Woody Allen (via quote-book)
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